The Top 5 Signs You've Screwed Up and Lost the Olympic Gold Medal

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February 27, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Though she had a huge lead at the time, U.S.A.
Olympic snowboarder Lindsey Jacobellis lost
the gold medal when she fell trying a showboat
jump just before crossing the finish line.

D'OH!!

The Top 5 Signs You've Screwed Up
and Lost the Olympic Gold Medal

You stop to ask directions to the luge finish line. Twice.
You aced the cross-country portion of the biathlon, but then shot Harry Whittington in the face.
You couldn't just wait until after and say, "I'm going to Disneyland!" Nooooo, you had to get cute and try to put on the mouse ears *during* your ski jump, didn't you?
Your daring new figure skating program included all of the compulsories -- except panties.
and the Number 1 Sign You've Screwed Up and Lost the Olympic Gold Medal...
Instead of greeting you at the finish line with a jocular, congratulatory "Whoa! Dude!" your snowboarding teammates greet you with a dismayed "Whoa! Dude!"

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Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1 (71th #1) Hall of Famer
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