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March 2, 2004




The Top 5 Things Overheard at Post-Oscar Parties


    1. "I've seen your movie hundreds of times and you were excellent. But you're still not getting in, Ms. Hilton."

    2. "You know, Miss Castle-Hughes, you can be a real bitch when you're hammered."

    3. "Here he comes. Now remember, every time he calls that damn thing 'my preciousss,' we all drink a shot."

    4. "Somebody pass the pliers! Renee's eyes are stuck shut again!"

    5. "Don't go into the men's room for a few minutes -- I just took a huge Gigli."
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Selected from 89 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 1, 5, 6 (7th #1/Hat trick!)
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 2
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 3
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 4
  • Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 5
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 6, 7 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 6 Hall of Famer
  • Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 8
  • Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 9, 10 Website
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 11
  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN -- 12 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Galen Tatsuo Komatsu, Pearl City, HI -- 13
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 13 Hall of Famer
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 14
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 15, Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • John Pizzarelli, Paterson, NJ -- Ambience   (explanation)

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