The Top 5 Differences If I, Chris White, Were President

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March 2, 2006

The Top 5 Differences
If I, Chris White, Were President
(Part I)

To properly honor a great American, Camp David is renamed Camp David Gest.
Has a grand reopening of the "Chris White House," complete with a Cinnabon franchise in the West Wing.
Department of Homeland Security issues daily "Pun Threat Level" updates.
Four words: First Lady Rosie Palmer.
and the Number 1 Difference If I, Chris White, Were President...
"Today, the White House announced that the Federal Emergency Management Agency has been renamed the Federal Assistance Response Team, effective immediately. No reason for the change was given."

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Selected from 189 submissions from 66 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 1 (14th #1)
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 Hall of Famer
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
Gene Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 4
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Green Day, Berkeley, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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