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March 3, 2004


The Top 5 Headlines in Animal Newspapers
(Part I)


    1. Bitch Leaves Newborns Behind Dumpster

    2. Johnnie Cockapoo Tells Montecore Jury: "For Biting the Twit, You Can't Convict!"

    3. Canine Honeymoon Dampened by Garden Hose

    4. Hamster Offers Details of Spinning "Torture Chamber"

      and the Number 1 Headline in an Animal Newspaper...

    5. Huey, Louie, Dewey Defeat Truman
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Selected from 109 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1 (27th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 2
  • Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 3, Topic
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 4
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 5
  • Gloria Monti, Oberlin, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- RU list name Hall of Famer
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Steely Dan, New York, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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