The Top 5 Signs It's Been a VERY Cold Winter

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March 5, 2004

The Top 5 Signs It's Been a VERY Cold Winter

It's a downright relief to be in a nice, warm jail cell compared to that icy spider-hole.
That's no lawn ornament -- that's the paperboy!
Fire department rescues of people stuck to metal poles were up 40% in schoolyards, 75% in strip joints.
Your door has been blocked by snow for three weeks, and you live on the third floor. In Phoenix.
and the Number 1 Sign It's Been a VERY Cold Winter...
Your testicles just sent you a postcard from Miami.

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Selected from 95 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1 (14th #1)
Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 2
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 3
Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 4
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 4 Website
Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 5 Hall of Famer
Jim McGourty, Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada -- Topic
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Hall of Famer
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- HM list name Website
Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- List moderator Website
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Coldplay, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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