The Top 5 Secret Thoughts of the Oscar Statuettes

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March 6, 2006

The Top 5 Secret Thoughts of the Oscar Statuettes

"Of all the luck. My best friend goes home with Reese and *I'm* awarded to Bob Hope's widow."
"Pssst, Reese -- grab some baby oil and a few D batteries and I'll show you another reason to thank the academy for this award."
"What rotten luck. I got my wish and am now nestled between the biggest pair of natural breasts in all of showbiz -- but they're Peter Jackson's!"
"If Halle Berry clutches me to her breasts, I swear I'm gonna sprout gold."
and the Number 1 Secret Thought of the Oscar Statuettes...
"Man, I am so dead if Phillip Seymour Hoffman finds out I'm actually chocolate."

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Selected from 91 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 1 (13th #1) Website
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 2, Topic
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH -- 2
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 2 Hall of Famer
Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 2
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 3
Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 3
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 4
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
David Ruffin, Whynot, MS -- Ambience (explanation)




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