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May be too intense for some readers.
March 7, 2006


The Top 5 Differences If
I, Chris White, Were President
(Part II)


    1. Invades Monaco just to impress that Kelly Monaco chick from "Dancing With the Stars."

    2. "You're doing a heck of a job, Musey."

    3. Spying on civilians becomes commonplace on Air Force One, with a telescope in one hand and a dollop of K-Y Jelly in the other.

    4. Pet project involves construction of the "Twin Domes of Liberty and Justice" at the base of the Washington Monument.

      and the Number 1 Difference If I, Chris White, Were President...

    5. "I did not have sex with that woman. Or any other woman. Yet."



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Selected from 189 submissions from 66 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 1 (21st #1)
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 2 Website
  • Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 3
  • J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 4
  • Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Damon Gough, Manchester, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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