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May be too intense for some readers.
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March 7, 2006
The Top 5 Differences If I, Chris White, Were President (Part II)
- Invades Monaco just to impress that Kelly Monaco chick from "Dancing With the Stars."
- "You're doing a heck of a job, Musey."
- Spying on civilians becomes commonplace on Air Force One, with a telescope in one hand and a dollop of K-Y Jelly in the other.
- Pet project involves construction of the "Twin Domes of Liberty and Justice" at the base of the Washington Monument.
and the Number 1 Difference If I, Chris White, Were President...
- "I did not have sex with that woman. Or any other woman. Yet."
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Selected from 189 submissions from 66 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 1 (21st #1)
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 2 Website
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 3
- J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 4
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 5
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Damon Gough, Manchester, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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