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March 9, 2004
The Top 5 Indications That
Military Intelligence May Be Suspect
- Latest high-definition satellite photos of the insurgent stronghold Samarra show clearly-defined subdivisions of Main Street, Fantasyland, Tomorrowland, Adventureland, Frontierland and New Orleans Square.
- They report "increased dental chatter" during periods of very cold weather.
- Recon photos of alleged foreign operative "Jaylo Butay" are regularly found in insecure locations such as bathrooms and barracks.
- Hidden somewhere in every report: "olin-Cay owell-Pay is an ussy-pay."
and the Number 1 Indication That Military Intelligence May Be Suspect...
- U.N. weapons inspectors' discovery confirms military intelligence's worst fear: oxymoronium.
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