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Episode 3042: Gilligan screws up again
March 9, 1999




The Top 5 Special Powers of the Young Darth Vader


  1. Won the high school talent show every year by making the vice principal writhe in pain.

  2. Ability to activate his "trouser saber" at will.

  3. The uncanny ability to make all the hottest babes believe that through the constant application of love and understanding *they* can change him.

  4. "You don't need to see my I.D. You know I'm old enough to buy beer."

    and the Number 1 Special Power of the Young Darth Vader...

  5. Pasty skin + jet-black wardrobe + intense aura of impending doom = Goth babe magnet!





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  • Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- 1, 2 (5th #1)
  • Martell Stroup, Boston, MA -- 1 (4th #1) Email
  • David Kass, Brooklyn, NY -- 2 Email
  • Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 2
  • Geoff Brown, Farmington Hills, MI -- 2 Email / Website
  • Tim Blankenbaker, Washington, DC -- 2
  • Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 2 Email / Website
  • Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 2 Email
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 3
  • Tim McKemy, Chandler, AZ -- 4 Email
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Brian Auten, Tecumseh, MI -- Topic Email / Website
  • Eric Foster, Altamonte Springs, FL -- Banner Tag
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Runner Up list name Email
  • Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Meco Monardo, Italy? -- Ambience

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