The Top 5 Signs the Groom Is Dead

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March 10, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

A 35-year-old Frenchwoman married her dead
boyfriend after getting authorization from
President Jacques Chirac. Under French law,
Christelle Demichel was allowed to become
both bride and widow in the ceremony.

Here's the full story.

The Top 5 Signs the Groom Is Dead

He started to lose that "new husband smell" right after the vows.
The bride is using his nail beds as her "something blue."
His groomsmen keep stubbing out their cigars on him.
He doesn't even wince as his testicles are removed at the altar.
and the Number 1 Sign the Groom Is Dead...
His vow? "... to love, honor and decay...."

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Selected from 107 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 1 (24th #1) Hall of Famer
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 2
John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 3, 4 Hall of Famer
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4, RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 4
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 5
David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- Topic Website
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Honorable Mention list name Website
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
The Beatles, Liverpool, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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