The Top 5 Johnnie Cochran Arguments in the Penis-Enlargement Trial (R-rated)

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March 12, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

A California man is suing a slew of international
companies, alleging the penis-enlargement products
they market and distribute do not work.

The Top 5 Johnnie Cochran Arguments
in the Penis-Enlargement Trial
(R-rated)

Your decision should be a cinch, 'cause the defendants didn't give an inch.
If the weenie don't plump, reimburse the chump.
The answer is no, to Rodney King. Can't we all just get along...er thing?
Their lawyers go to any lengths to prove that they're not liable. But the contents of my client's briefs are proof that's undeniable!
and the Number 1 Johnnie Cochran Argument in the Penis-Enlargement Trial...
If the court would indulge... Exhibit A: my bulge!

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