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March 14, 2006
The Top 5 Rejected Opening Lines for Novels
(Part II)
- For a corpse, she was surprisingly posable.
- The flash from his golden tooth caught her eye and, magnetized, her gaze tracked inexorably down past his necklaces of gold to the tantalizing vision of silken boxers beneath the low-slung oversized trousers; here was a man of substance and style.
- Dusk settled over the landfill like some gargantuan pair of obese buttcheeks, as Clem gloved up for another adventure-filled night of treasure hunting.
- It was a time for heroes: when boys become men and men become legend -- but only those who can say, "Thank God I got my irritable bowel syndrome under control, just in case something scary happens," because sissy pants-crappers need not apply.
and the Number 1 Rejected Opening Line for a Novel...
- The day I woke up and looked at my new, surgically constructed genitals, I knew that old Stephanie's problems were gone for good -- but little did I know that Dr. Life was already fashioning a whole new set of troubles for Steve.
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Selected from 127 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Yoram Puius, New York, NY -- 1 (23rd #1)
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Elizabeth Black, Asotin, WA -- 4 Website
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Joy Division, Manchester. England -- Ambience (explanation)
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