The Top 5 Warnings on Condom Packages

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March 15, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The Bush administration is considering requiring
warning labels on condom packages noting
that the contraceptive devices do not protect
users from all sexually transmitted diseases.

Hmmm... what other warning might be appropriate?

The Top 5 Warnings on Condom Packages
(Part I)

Warning: May be used by pedophile circus clowns to make balloon French poodles.
Using this condom for same-sex acts is inconsistent with U.S. government policy -- and don't think we're not watching, Nancy-Boy!
Caution: Removal process may involve painful yanking of pubic hair.
Not to be taken internally unless filled with cocaine.
and the Number 1 Warning on Condom Packages...
Surgeon General Warning: Cigarette smoking after use of this product has been found to cause cancer in happy, sexually satisfied laboratory animals.

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