The Top 5 Drawbacks of a Long-Distance Relationship

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March 15, 1999

The Top 5 Drawbacks of a Long-Distance Relationship

That "You hang up first," "No, YOU hang up first" crap is really only funny the first two or three hundred times.
No matter how much Viagra you take, the distance is still too damn far.
FedEx's drug-sniffing dogs, apparently unable to distinguish panties from cocaine, keep freaking over your Letter-Paks.
That awkward moment when she faxes you home to meet Mom and Dad.
and the Number 1 Drawback of a Long-Distance Relationship...

All of the carpal, none of the tunnel.

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Selected from 129 submissions from 50 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 1 (3rd #1)
Craig Stacey, Lisle, IL -- 2
Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 3
Alan Wagner, Pittsburg, KS -- 4
Andy Wagner, Kfar Saba, Israel -- 4
Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- 5
Martell Stroup, Boston, MA -- 6, 10
M.J. Finan, Cleveland, OH -- 7, 13
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 8
Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 9, 12, Runner Up list name
Marshal Perlman, Minneapolis, MN -- 11
Brian Auten, Tecumseh, MI -- Topic
Lori Carmona, Manassas, VA -- Banner Tag
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
Yes, London, England -- Ambience




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