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March 16, 2004


The Top 5 Warnings on Condom Packages
(Part II)


    1. Warning: Object in condom may be substantially smaller than wearer claims.

    2. "Reservoir" tip is a naming convention only and not meant to describe actual holding capacity.

    3. Does not protect against cucumber aphids.

    4. Personally Inspected by John Ashcroft.

      and the Number 1 Warning on Condom Packages...

    5. Caution: Always keep in a moist, dark place.

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Selected from 119 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1 (59th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 2
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 5 Website
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Runner Up list name
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- HM list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Attell, New York, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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