The Top 5 Signs You're in a Bad Hospital

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March 16, 2005

The Top 5 Signs You're in a Bad Hospital

Anesthesiologists put patients to sleep by making them watch "Gilmore Girls."
Removed organs get tossed into the tank of leeches in the ER lobby.
After slowly making a pass around your head with his cell phone, the doctor says, "Just as I suspected: Rigellian Fever! Nurse Chapel, have this man take two tribbles and I'll see him in the morning."
Your dad's in a coma, but the doctor insists he's just "pining for the fjords."
and the Number 1 Sign You're in a Bad Hospital...
After your colonscopy, the doctor says, "Okay, now you examine me."

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