The Top 5 Signs You're in a "Twilight Zone" Episode

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March 16, 2006

The Top 5 Signs You're in a "Twilight Zone" Episode

You find yourself refusing wild sex with the Playmate of the Month because you can't stop thinking about Nick Nolte's Hawaiian-shirt mug shot.
Jon Stewart says, "My guest tonight has long basked in the fame, fortune and complimentary muffin baskets that come with the title of TopFive Contributor. Please join me in welcoming...."
President Gary Coleman pledges to solve the nation's tofu shortage by sending VP Emo Philips to the Vatican to arm-wrestle Pope Urkel.
W.W.III is heating up, and as the country's only ranking ten-star general, you must compete against China, Russia and the European Union in a winner-take-all game of Twister.
and the Number 1 Sign You're in a "Twilight Zone" Episode...
While flying home during a thunderstorm, you casually glance out the window of the plane to see Dick Cheney tearing up a wing.

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Selected from 99 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 1 (9th #1)
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1 (4th #1)
Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 2 Website
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 4
Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 5
David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
The Twilights, Australia -- Ambience (explanation)




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