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March 18, 2004


The Top 5 Things Overheard on St. Patrick's Day


    1. "Hello, 911? I'm trapped in an elevator full of people who just had corned beef and cabbage for lunch. PLEASE hurry."

    2. "Dude, you'd better pull the car over before Erin go BRAGGHHH all over your back seat."

    3. "Is it me or does Ted Kennedy look a different shade of green today?"

    4. "Yo, beyotch, kissizzle me; I'm Irishizzle!"

      and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on St. Patrick's Day...

    5. "Catch that leprechaun! He's got weapons of mass destruction!"



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  • Ann Bartow, Bartow, FL -- 1 (19th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 3
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4
  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 5 (Hat Trick!)
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, Banner Tag
  • Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- RU list name Website
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- HM list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Sugarbomb, Fort Worth, TX -- Ambience   (explanation)

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