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March 18, 2005
The Top 5 Things on Robert Blake's To-Do List
- Call networks, pitch "crime-solving golf buddies" sit-com co-starring O.J.
- 9:00 -- Retrieve gun left at restaurant.
10:00 -- Retrieve hatchet left at gas station. 11:00 -- Retrieve chainsaw left at grocery store. Noon -- Retrieve flame-thrower left at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
- Call Scott Peterson. Ask if he wants to go grab a beer, then say, "Oh, wait -- you LOST your case. Never mind." Laugh maniacally and hang up.
- See if inexplicable good luck extends to getting Paris Hilton to polish my knob.
and the Number 1 Thing on Robert Blake's To-Do List...
- Display playful sense of humour during celebrity week on "Jeopardy!" by answering all clues with "What is, I offed my wife and there ain't a damn thing anybody can do about it?"
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- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
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- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Sammy Davis, Jr., New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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