The Top 5 Signs You Live in the World's Dumbest Town

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March 19, 2004

The Top 5 Signs You Live in the World's Dumbest Town

Half the citizens are still preparing for Y2K, "just in case."
Despite 857 deaths in the past decade, St. Patrick's Day is still celebrated by leaving all the traffic lights on green.
Town stationery bears the official slogan: "Proud Birthplace of Woody Harrelson."
In the 2000 presidential election, the entire population mistakenly cast their votes for Rutherford B. Hayes.
and the Number 1 Sign You Live in the World's Dumbest Town...
This week's double feature at the Bijou: "Dumb and Dumber" and "Dumb and Dumber."

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Selected from 88 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Andrew Thomas, Shrewsbury, MA -- 1 (10th #1)
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 2
Errol Maturin, Boston, MA -- 3
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4
Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 5
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- Topic
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- Banner Tag
Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Runner Up list name Hall of Famer
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Stan Ridgway, Barstow, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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