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March 22, 2004


The Top 5 Ways We Stick It to The Man


    1. By taking advantage of the free buffet lunch at the topless club -- even though we're still spending over $100.

    2. "Working from home" whenever the cats seem troubled.

    3. Sticking our head out the car window and laughing maniacally while driving double the posted speed limit in the underground parking garage.

    4. Eschewing the food pyramid and eating according to the snack rhombus.

      and the Number 1 Way We Stick It to The Man...

    5. Refusing to be duped into becoming a docile herd of mindless consumers who-- hey, pull over! McDonald's!



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Selected from 87 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 1 (26th #1)
  • Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 2
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3, RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 4
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 5, Banner Tag
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic
  • Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Paul McCartney, Liverpool, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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