The Top 5 Signs Spring Break Has Hit Your Town

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March 24, 2004

The Top 5 Signs Spring Break Has Hit Your Town

You woke up this morning to find your lawn jockey sporting an impressive Heineken-bottle-and-Krazy-Glue boner.
People vomiting on every street corner, and "Gigli" isn't playing at the cineplex.
Sudden rise in requests for Brazilian ball-waxing, even though the bowling alley closed years ago.
The tulips in the town square are all filled with vomit.
and the Number 1 Sign Spring Break Has Hit Your Town...
More skanks per acre than a Christina Aguilera look-alike contest.

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Selected from 92 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 1 (8th #1)
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 Hall of Famer
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3, HM list name Website
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 4
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic, RU list name
Jim Larsen, Springfield, MO -- Banner tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Wesley Willis, Chicago, IL -- Ambience (explanation)




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