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March 24, 2006




The Top 5 Pieces of Bad Advice for Expectant Parents

  1. The hotter the bath water, the cleaner the baby!

  2. If something leaks out of your new baby, like a noise or a liquid, it may have a hole that needs spackling.

  3. Gap for Sluts has great maternity clothes for teenaged moms.

  4. When away on vacation, have a neighbor fill the kid's water bowl in his pen out back each morning.

    and the Number 1 Piece of Bad Advice for Expectant Parents...

  5. Save money on diapers by using the old "bachelor underwear trick" -- just turn them inside out!





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Selected from 130 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 1 (2nd #1)
  • Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 2, 3
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 3
  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 4
  • Stephanie Shiner Thompson, Brainerd, MN -- 5
  • Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH -- Topic
  • Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Chicago, Chicago, IL -- Ambience   (explanation)

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