The Top 5 Indications an Athlete Is Using Steroids

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March 25, 2004

The Top 5 Indications an
Athlete Is Using Steroids
(Part I)

For the first time in his long career, Krcyszewslovisowsky's name fits on his uniform.
He body-checks the other players and warns them to stay away or face his violent wrath. At the first tee.
She leads her coed softball league in home runs, RBI and sperm count.
After kicking the winning goal she still rips off her shirt, but now she also turns green and flips over the opposing team's bus.
and the Number 1 Indication an Athlete Is Using Steroids...
"... and starting at nose tackle for the NY Giants... Brian Boitano!"

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Selected from 105 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 1 (11th #1)
Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 2
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3, Runner Up list name
Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 4
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Spandau Ballet, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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