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March 26, 2004


The Top 5 Indications an Athlete Is Using Steroids
(Part II)


    1. His once-weak backhand now rivals James Brown's.

    2. Made the diamonds in his Super Bowl ring himself by clenching charcoal between his buttocks.

    3. Surreptitious nut-scratching in the dugout involves a belt sander.

    4. When not competing, he uses his javelin to go duck hunting.

      and the Number 1 Indication an Athlete Is Using Steroids...

    5. She goes on rampages every month in which she becomes irrational, uncontrollable and dangerously volatile. What other explanation could there be?



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Selected from 105 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1 (5th #1)
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 2 Website
  • Chris Urich, Poughkeepsie, NY -- 3, 4
  • Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Victim's Family, Santa Rosa, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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