The Top 5 Signs It's Time to Move Out of Your Parents' House

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March 27, 2006

The Top 5 Signs It's Time to
Move Out of Your Parents' House

Mom keeps stealing your Social Security checks.
Your kids would rather watch "60 Minutes" than "SpongeBob SquarePants."
Scrawled in blood on the bedroom door: "!RESOL"
You have to keep cancelling stockholder meetings because you've been grounded.
and the Number 1 Sign It's Time to Move Out of Your Parents' House...
Your mom just vacuumed up another chimp from your Barrel of Monkeys. Unacceptable!!!

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Selected from 134 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 1 (8th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 3 Hall of Famer
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 4 Hall of Famer
Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 5
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Hayden, Toronto, ON, Canada -- Ambience (explanation)




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