The Top 5 Signs You Just Aren't Paying Attention

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March 30, 2006

The Top 5 Signs You Just Aren't Paying Attention

"I can't believe George Bush is still President. Has he done anything since taking over for Reagan?"
The toilet paper trailing from your shoe wins a prize at the Mardi Gras parade.
It's not until you discover that Robert Downey Jr. is your new roommate that you realize this might not be a health spa and the bash back at your place was probably not a surprise party.
Not only is the newspaper you picked up in the stall yesterday's, you're sitting on the lap of the guy who was reading it.
and the Number 1 Sign You Just Aren't Paying Attention...
"Dear Sirs: I think you'll find my new cartoon strip, 'Allah and Friends,' to be the perfect lighthearted addition to your comics page."

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Selected from 151 submissions from 56 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 1 (27th #1) Hall of Famer
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 3
Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 4
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI -- 5
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- Topic
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
The Who, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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