The Top 5 Realistic Cell Phone Company Ad Pitches

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March 31, 2006

The Top 5 Realistic Cell Phone Company Ad Pitches

When you absolutely, positively have to share your drunken brilliance.
Show her your class and sophistication with a custom "Dueling Banjos" ringtone.
Now with Booty-Call Forwarding.
Because lord knows you're not capable of picking out a box of cereal on your own.
and the Number 1 Realistic Cell Phone Company Ad Pitch...
New Mariah Carey ringtones! Can you kill me now? Good!

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Selected from 135 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 1 (2nd #1)
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 3
Jim Key, Rowlett, TX -- 4
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Go West, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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