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TopFive.com
When you care enough to send the very funniest.
April 1, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Today we have an interesting contest going on for
our ClubTop5 subscribers -- with real prizes, no less!

Here's the scoop: We gave them today's 25 list
items *without* specifying what the topic is.
Their mission: Use their powers of super-intellect
and ultra-logic to divine the exact topic.
Prizes include TopFive T-shirts and copies of our
book, The TopFive Guide to Fighting Evildoers.

Join ClubTop5 today and *you* can play, too -- plus you
get an extra 3 months free with a 1-year subscription!

Good luck!


The Top 5 _________________________


    1. Two words: Dip Boffotto.

    2. Wrapping her victim in silk and immobilizing it with her fiery stare, the fearsome Arachnia Condoleezzus prepares to lay her eggs.

    3. On Sunday morning he comes home in a man-diaper and the worst case of scurvy you've ever seen.

    4. So Nostradamus deftly spanked the sexy cheerleader, then went home smugly satisfied: Yet another of his predictions had come true.

      and the Number 1 _________________________...

    5. Amy Fisher shoots you in the head. Again.



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Selected from 138 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Yoram Puius, New York, NY -- 1 (18th #1)
  • Gene Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 2
  • Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL -- 3
  • Chris Urich, Poughkeepsie, NY -- 4
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Runner Up list name
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Liam Lynch, somewhere in the Midwest -- Ambience   (explanation)

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