The Top 5 Features of a Car Designed for Women

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April 2, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Volvo is showing a concept car designed for and by women.
Among the car's features: seat covers that are changed
easily and can be run through a washing machine; and a headrest
with a groove to accommodate women who wear ponytails.

The Top 5 Features of a Car Designed for Women

Fake steering wheel and pedals on the passenger side so, as in every other aspect of the marriage, hubby can pretend *he's* in control.
During PMS, OnStar system locates the nearest chocolate retailer.
At tune-ups, the car requests gasoline with oil separately on the side, dry wiper fluid, towel-patted engine block and please put on the new tires *before* doing the alignment.
A simple controller switch adjusts gas/brake pedal positions for flats, office heels or clubbing heels.
and the Number 1 Feature of a Car Designed for Women...
Cup holder now dubbed the "testicle receptacle" for holding your emasculated PT Cruiser-driving boyfriend's balls.

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