The Top 5 Johnnie Cochran Epitaphs

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April 4, 2005

The Top 5 Johnnie Cochran Epitaphs

As I look down from heaven afar, I finally know who the real killers are. Er, I mean "killer is."
Through the shakedowns and hustle, I remained Nipsey Russell.
"If the glove don't fit..." -- man, was I full of shit?!?
Now that I am gone,
The truth is finally told:
I'm a haiku buff.
and the Number 1 Johnnie Cochran Epitaph...
My colorful words were never amorphous, until this coffin habeased my corpus.

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Selected from 137 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 1 (27th #1)
Gary Pool, Jefferson City, MO -- 2 (ClubTop5!)
Dave Kimball, Hammond, LA -- 3 (ClubTop5!)
Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 4
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- Topic Hall of Famer
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- Topic
Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Ice-T, Newark, NJ -- Ambience (explanation)




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