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April 8, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

McDonald's is looking into using remote call centers
to take customer orders in an effort to improve
service at its drive-throughs. Hmmm... ya think
that might cause more problems than it solves?


The Top 5 Signs Your Fast Food
Order Has Been Outsourced


    1. Man, the sandwich order from that new deli is taking FOREVER!

    2. Your Big Yak with extra cheese won't fit in the car.

    3. "No, no, no, sir. I am so sorry, but I cannot allow you to partake of a sacred cow. Vishnu would be very displeased. Please try the fish."

    4. "... and your total comes to the annual income of my entire village, Mr. Greedy American."

      and the Number 1 Sign Your Fast Food Order Has Been Outsourced...

    5. Two no-beef patties, curry sauce, lentils, curd, chutney, saffron on a cardamom-seed naan.



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