The Top 5 Signs an Airline No Longer Gives a Crap

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April 9, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

TopFive is in the process of selecting a bunch
of new folks to join the ranks of our regular
contributors. The last few people have been
given three topics to send in submissions for,
and today's list is compiled from those.

The winners will be chosen next week.

The Top 5 Signs an Airline
No Longer Gives a Crap

Your flight to L.A. lands at every Stuckey's between Nashville and Flagstaff.
During the safety demo, instead of using the prop provided by the airline, the flight attendant grabs the oxygen mask off of the old guy in the first row.
Your request for connection information gets you: "Sure, your lips and my ass."
The pilot announces that the flight will be delayed until he's done with the flight attendant.
and the Number 1 Sign an Airline No Longer Gives a Crap
"If anyone on board knows Arabic, the captain would like your help playing a little trick on those whiny brats in the control tower."

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Selected from 191 submissions from 65 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Chris Warner, Forest Knolls, CA -- 1
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 2
Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad, Iraq -- 3
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 4
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 5
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids. IA -- Topic (Hall of Famer)
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag, RU/HM names
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor
Pat Metheny, Lee's Summit, MO -- Ambience (explanation)




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