The Top 5 International Ways to Leave Your Lover

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Breakin' Hearts for Five Years

April 12, 1999

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Remember that Paul Simon song,
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover?
Well, we thought of a few ways Paul left out...

The Top 5 International Ways to Leave Your Lover

Lock her in the john, Juan.
Ditch her at the Kabuki, Teruyuki.
Knock up another chick, Mick.
Tell her you're gay, Jose.
and the Number 1 International Way to Leave Your Lover...

Just show her that sore, Thor.

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Selected from 121 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors were:
Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 1, 4 (15th #1)
Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC -- 2
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2
Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 3
Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 5
Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada -- 5
Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 6, 8
Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 7
M.J. Finan, Cleveland, OH -- 8
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9, Runner Up list name
Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 10
Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 11
John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 12
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 12
Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA -- 13
Eric Roth, New York, NY -- 13
Matt Siske, Dayton, OH -- Banner Tag
Brian Auten, Tecumseh, MI -- Honorable Mention list name
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor

Neil Sadaka, Brooklyn, NY -- Ambience




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