The Top 5 Bad Directives to Put in Your Living Will

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April 13, 2005

The Top 5 Bad Directives
to Put in Your Living Will

"First person to correctly guess my weight gets to pull the plug!"
"If technology advances so that memories can be extracted from the brain, please realize that 'Mexico City, three bottles of tequila and a burro named Lupita' was only a dream."
"Do not resuscitate if a Ben Affleck movie is currently in theaters."
"Seeing as how I'm making this living will in 2006, I trust the government has sorted out the whole 'right-to-die' issue by now."
and the Number 1 Bad Directive to Put in Your Living Will...
"Mouth-to-mouth to be performed only by Siegfried -- NOT ROY!"

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