The Top 5 Personal Ads Placed by Animals

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April 14, 2004

The Top 5 Personal Ads Placed by Animals

Bear: Single brown professional bear seeks female bear for companionship. Must share passion to keep fires out of the forest -- and *in* the bedroom. No smokers.
Mouse: Looking for a stable, stay-at-nest kinda guy. I don't give a rat's ass about looks.
Squirrel: Wild and crazy guy seeks soul mate for outdoor frolicking, al fresco dining and terrorizing blue-haired park interlopers.
Sloth: Looking for someone willing to take things slowly.
and the Number 1 Personal Ad Placed by an Animal...
Dog: Who's a pretty girl? Who's a pretty girl?!? Is it you? *Is* it? Leave your reply on the oak outside 1432 Crestwood.

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Selected from 76 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- 1 (2nd #1) Website
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 2 Website
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3, HM list name Website
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 3
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 4
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5, Topic, RU list name
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Eric Burdon, Walker-on-Tyne, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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