The Top 5 Small Ways to Get Even

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April 15, 2005

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

A recent lifestyle story I read mentioned a guy
who takes pleasure in always ordering a "medium"
Starbucks coffee, because "grande" (their word
for the the size between big and small) annoys him.

The Top 5 Small Ways to Get Even

Use the Lexus "free test drive" offer to take the dogs for their wash.
When a woman gives you a fake phone number at a bar, fantasize about someone *other* than her the next time you masturbate.
Tell the other cardinals you heard Cardinal Rivani say he wants to be first gay Pope.
When asked if you'd prefer paper or plastic, ask if they have fur.
and the Number 1 Small Way to Get Even...
Take a penny, leave a tooth!

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