The Top 5 Scenes in "The Passion of the Scientologists"

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April 16, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

I'm running a little behind this week, so it
will be Tuesday when I'll announce the names
of about a dozen people who have proven their
worth and will be crowned TopFive contributors.

Now answer honestly: How many of you giggled
when you read the words "little behind" above?

The Top 5 Scenes in The Passion of the Scientologists

The fleecing of the flock, during which L. Ron astonishes his followers by turning water into dihydrogen monoxide.
Mary Magdalene tells Tom Cruise's Jesus, "You had me at 'Blessed are the peacemakers.'"
With only three fish and a couple loaves of bread, L. Ron feeds the multitudes a line of complete bullshit.
Suspended in martyrdom on the cross, Tom Cruise finally realizes his dream of experiencing what it's like to see over people's heads.
and the Number 1 Scene in The Passion of the Scientologists...
During the last supper, John Travolta *really* puts away the spaghetti.

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 15-item list!

Selected from 79 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 1 (10th #1) Website
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website
Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 3, 5 Hall of Famer
Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 4
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 5
David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Runner Up list name
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- HM list name Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Napoleon XIV, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)




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