The Top 5 Signs You Aren't Cutting It as Mr. Mom

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April 17, 2006

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The Top 5 Signs You
Aren't Cutting It as Mr. Mom

Your homemade "stroller" has settings for "Bag" and "Mulch."
Buckling her snugly in her car seat was the right thing to do -- just not while you're inside getting lap dances.
You've come up with a new use for the breast pump which some might consider inappropriate and probably voids the warranty.
You can't wait for little Jake to get one upper and one lower tooth so he can open your beer bottles.
and the Number 1 Sign You Aren't Cutting It as Mr. Mom...
It's *milk* and cookies -- not MILF and cookies!

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Selected from 111 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 1 (28th #1) Hall of Famer
John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 2
Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 2 Hall of Famer
Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 3
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 4 Hall of Famer
Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- Topic
Mike Powers, Austin, TX -- Banner tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Lonestar, Nashville, TN -- Ambience (explanation)




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