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April 18, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Recent testimony in Michael Jackson's child
molestation trial involves allegations that
Jacko has a pattern of licking boys on the head.

No! Not *my* King of Pop! Say it ain't so!!


The Top 5 Excuses for Licking Someone's Head


    1. You always enjoy a little mousse after dinner.

    2. Wanted to taste the head before trying the whole Ozzy Osbourne thing.

    3. Oh, like *you've* never played a nice innocent heterosexual man-to-man game of kitty bath before?

    4. Wanted to see how many licks it takes to get to the brainy center.

      and the Number 1 Excuse for Licking Someone's Head...

    5. Your "Cats" audition has to be *perfect*, man!



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