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TopFive.com
Life vest is under your list.
April 20, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

TopFive has selected a handful of people to join the
ranks of our regular contributors. Out of over 1000
applicants, about 100 were asked to participate in a
final round of hoop-jumping. Overall, it was a very
strong group, and we've picked 16 of those and started
forcing them to carry our books for initiation week.

Without further ado, the newbies are:

  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA
  • Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX
  • Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH
  • Matt Maynard, Orange Park, FL
  • Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad, Iraq
  • Stephanie Shiner Thompson, Brainerd, MN
  • John H. Spencer, San Carlos, CA
  • Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO
  • Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR
  • Bryan Wendeln, Raleigh, NC
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ
  • Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA
Today's list was part of the selection process.


The Top 5 Books Written
for Children of Conservatives


    1. Why Al Franken Hates You and Wants to Kill Your Puppy

    2. Run, Ralph, Run!

    3. Heather Has Two Mommies Who Are Both Going Straight to Hell

    4. The Little Hybrid Engine That Couldn't

      and the Number 1 Book Written for Children of Conservatives...

    5. Where the Wild Things Are II: This Time, We Have Very Credible Information

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 20-item list!




Selected from 194 submissions from 66 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Bill Ervin, Tigard, OR -- 1
  • Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH -- 2
  • Matt Maynard, Orange Park, FL -- 3
  • Steve Fey, whereabouts unknown -- 3
  • Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Iraq -- 3
  • Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 4
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 5
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag, RU/HM names
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Elvis Costello, Liverpool, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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