The Top 5 Rejected Commandments

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April 22, 2004

The Top 5 Rejected Commandments
(Part I)

Thou shalt pat thy belly.
Thou shalt pat thy belly again.
Okay, SIMON SAYS thou shalt pat thy belly.
Hands on thy head.
Christ, you Jews are sharp!
Molest not the innocent child, lest thy visage be blanched and thy nose crumble to dust.
Thou needest not see any movie by Mel Gibson to prove thou art devout.
Thou shalt not vote for false idols, like that Clay Aiken dweeb.
and the Number 1 Rejected Commandment...
Thou shalt receive the first two stone tablets for only one shekel, then a new tablet will arrive each Sabbath. If thou wantest that tablet, do nothing....

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