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April 22, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Today is Earth Day, but before you get
too carried away with your partying and all,
here are a few things to keep in mind...


The Top 5 Worst Ways to Celebrate Earth Day


    1. Use an all-natural organic hemp sock to clean up after your porn-browsing session.

    2. Rinse a few hippies off the grill of your Hummer.

    3. Enjoy a heaping helping of whooping crane, baby seal and panda gumbo -- in a brand-new ivory bowl.

    4. Open a new night spot called Club Baby Seals.

      and the Number 1 Worst Way to Celebrate Earth Day...

    5. Get polluted.



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Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1 (64th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 2 Website
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 3
  • Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 5
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Rare Earth, Detroit, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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