The Top 5 Rejected Commandments

TopFive

  Index
  About Us

  Previous Lists
  Greatest Hits
  Hall of Fame

  You Really Like Us!

  Store    Privacy
  Links!   Contact

What' s this?

Members Only

ClubTop5

Subscribe

Top5/ClubTop5

Little Fivers

Sponsored Links

Natural remedies
for people & pets

Long Lost Friends:
Used/Rare Books

The Bible Online

Now read by 12 quadrillion entities on 47 planetary objects.

April 23, 2004

The Top 5 Rejected Commandments
(Part II)

Thou shalt leave thy man-staff beneath thy robe when in the presence of altar boys. Seriously -- need I spell that out?
Thou shalt not f*ck with 50 Cent.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against him who did not deal it.
Thou shalt not piss off the Donald, lest thou be fired.
and the Number 1 Rejected Commandment...
Hannah of Galilee, if some stuttering dweeb named Moses asks thee to the Promised Land Prom, thou shalt enthusiastically say "Yes!"

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 16-item list!

Selected from 139 submissions from 51 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 1 (30th #1) Hall of Famer
Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 2, RU name Website / Hall of Famer
Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 3 Website
Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 4 Hall of Famer
Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 5 Website
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Topic Website
Jim Larsen, Springfield, MO -- Banner tag
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- HM list name Website
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Gregory Isaacs, Kingston, Jamaica -- Ambience (explanation)




	© Copyright 1994-2008. All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.