The Top 5 Things Overheard at a Wal-Mart Wedding

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April 25, 2005

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

A young couple recently decided to start off their
life of marital bliss by getting hitched at Wal-Mart.

No, really. See for yourself!

This is the comedy-world equivalent of a hanging curveball.

The Top 5 Things Overheard at a Wal-Mart Wedding

"If that creepy yellow smiley face comes by one more time, I swear I'm going over to sporting goods to buy some ammo."
"I'm sorry, miss, but shoplifting an iPod does not qualify as your 'something borrowed.'"
"Great -- we finally get the entire wedding party crammed into the photo machine, and Bubba runs out of quarters!"
"Pre-nup in aisle seven!"
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at a Wal-Mart Wedding...
"Jewish tradition or not, buddy, you broke that glass and you're gonna pay for it."

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Mathew Lane, Perth, Western Australia -- 1 (1st #1!/ClubTop5!)
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Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3 Website
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The Carpenters, Orange County, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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