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April 25, 2006
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Last week, Wal-Mart Stores Inc., said it wants
to use its cost-cutting expertise to help make
the U.S. health care system more efficient.
The Top 5 Changes Under a Wal-Mart-Run Health Care System
- Okay, so the doctor accidentally amputated the wrong leg, administered chemotherapy on you even though you didn't have cancer and gave you breast implants -- but you saved 50 percent!
- Rich, capitalist megalomaniac Arkansans take over Medicare, but Hillary Clinton is nowhere to be seen.
- The sedation must be kicking in because you could swear you saw your bypass surgeon walk in holding a Garden Weasel.
- Cholesterol testing conveniently performed at the in-store McDonald's.
and the Number 1 Change Under a Wal-Mart-Run Health Care System...
- Now on sale: Affordable pacemakers from Korea, China and Malaysia! (Batteries and installation not included.)
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Selected from 115 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1 (19th #1)
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 4
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 5
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Bongos, Bass & Bob, Las Vegas, NV -- Ambience (explanation)
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