The Top 5 Least Cool Ways to Die

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April 26, 2004

The Top 5 Least Cool Ways to Die

Crushed beneath the wheels of a Nash Metropolitan driven by an old, old woman with her false teeth in upside down and a Chihuahua in a clown costume on the fake-zebra-skin-covered passenger seat.
Extreme old age. (Keith Richards only)
Fatal allergic reaction to your Klingon latex body paint during your presentation at the comi-con.
Having your neck snapped by a vicious slap from an enraged Clay Aiken.
and the Number 1 Least Cool Way to Die...
Choking on a pretzel -- but hey, what are the odds of *that*?

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Selected from 162 submissions from 58 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 1 (6th #1)
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 2
Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 3
David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 3 Website
Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 3
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4, HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 5
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- Topic
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- RU list name Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Master P, New Orleans, LA -- Ambience (explanation)




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