TopFive
  Index
  About Us

  Previous Lists
  Greatest Hits
  Hall of Fame

  You Really Like Us!

  Store    Privacy
  Links!   Contact

Top 5 List RSS feed
What' s this?
Members Only
  ClubTop5
Subscribe

  Top5/ClubTop5

  Little Fivers
Sponsored Links

Natural remedies
for people & pets

Long Lost Friends:
Used/Rare Books

The Bible Online
This site hosted by Dreamhost.com
TopFive.com

All right, who left the cake out in the rain?
April 26, 1999




The Top 5 Signs Your Car Needs Washing


  1. The kids seem really freaked-out by those blood stains in the Bronco.

  2. Visits to the farm always result in pigs humping your tires.

  3. Kids write "PLOW ME!" on your trunk.

  4. When you blow the horn, prairie dogs pop up from the hood.

    and the Number 1 Sign Your Car Needs Washing...

  5. That rank smell coming from under all those McDonald's bags? The missing baby!!!





Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire
14-item list, plus much MUCH more.

Join today!




Selected from 146 submissions from 50 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 1 (3rd #1)
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, Honorable Mention list name
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 4
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 5
  • Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- 5
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- Topic
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag
  • Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- Runner Up list name
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
  • Mink DeVille, New Orleans, LA -- Ambience

Top5 Bomb
© Copyright 1994-2010.  All rights reserved.
TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White.
Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.