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April 27, 2004


The Top 5 Signs You're a Slut
(R-rated)


    1. Even Cardinal Law won't cover for you any more.

    2. You've X'ed out every square in this month's Kama Sutra Bingo card. Come to think of it, you actually *invented* Kama Sutra Bingo.

    3. You legally changed your name to Slutty McSlut.

    4. "You had me at 'Gesundheit!'"

      and the Number 1 Sign You're a Slut...

    5. Drive-through customer: "Two cheeseburgers and a vanilla shake." Your response: "You want sex with that?"

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Selected from 164 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 1 (9th #1)
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 4
  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 5
  • Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Transmutator (Romell Regulacion) -- Ambience   (explanation)

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