The Top 5 Reasons to Replace the Leader of a Nation

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April 27, 2005

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Ecuador and Italy are both in political turmoil
after one country's leader got tossed from the
game (in Ecuador) and the other country's leader
decided to take his ball and go home (in Italy).

The Top 5 Indications
a Country Needs a New Leader

Appointed himself as head of the newly created Ministry of Dudes Who Totally Rock.
After more than 40 years, he swapped his trademark military fatigues for a Catholic schoolgirl uniform.
Rewrote the national anthem to include a kazoo solo.
Misspelled "Skittles" in his proposed constitutional amendment.
and the Number 1 Reason to Replace the Leader of a Nation...
Not only started an unnecessary war, but insisted on hosting it to cut down on military travel expenses.

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Today's Top Five List authors were:

Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 1 (12th #1) Website
Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 2
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 3 Hall of Famer
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
Douglas Quinn, Bismarck, ND -- 5 (ClubTop5!)
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
The Shangri-Las, Queens, NY -- Ambience (explanation)




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